I put Rory down for her nap and ran into Marc in the hallway.
40 week pregnant Kate: Let's go have sex.
Marc: umm yea ok (stupid grin on face that boys get when they know they are going to have sex)
40 week pregnant Kate: (walking toward bedroom) oh and you can wipe that stupid grin off your face jackass this is for medicinal purposes.
Marc: Yea whatever just let me take a shower because
40 week pregnant Kate: No
Marc: but Kate I
40 week pregnant Kate: I dont care what you smell like or when the last time you bathed was , get in to bed and take off your clothes . In fact you can leave your shirt and socks on.
Sara I swear I have done it all but you know I love you !! Just to give you an example yesterday I had the ends of my pinky toes lanced and bleed for several minutes because in Chinese medicine they believe this will bring the baby lower into your pelvis. Right now the baby has a better chance of coming out of my mouth then my Va-jay-jay.
